Easter.

It must have really sucked to get crucified on a long weekend.

Runners.

Is it better for you when the weather is worse?

Lick-a-Chick

Get your RDA of salt (times 365) in one sitting. Also, bats are chicken of the cave. And cats are chicken of the railroad.

Boularderie

There’s no ‘n’ in Boularderie. Please stop saying it with an ‘n’.

Buffalo Bills.

They suck. NOTE: I am taking some heat on this one. My position stands.

Jesus.

Remember that time Jesus turned water into wine? I don’t.