The less you know about people, the happier you will be.

…look at peoples Facebook posts and think, what dumb fucks.

The liquor store.

This is the real cause of COVID-19 spread.

Best gang ever. Swan up.

The world isn’t full of them, but they’re strategically placed so I encounter at least five of them daily.

I don’t understand weed culture.

Looks like Jesus didn’t see his shadow today. Early spring.

Don’t know if I should call a plumber or coroner.