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POS tabloid.

Preheat your oven, I’m coming in raw.

Well, all you romantics take note. When you pay a compliment to a love interest, particularly a female, do not assume that adding “for a woman” will be appreciated. I can assure you it won’t be. For example….”You’re pretty smart” is, apparently, much better than “You’re pretty smart, for a woman”. Also, your HR department… Continue reading Valentine’s Day Advice

Pretty sure @TimHoustonNS has it.

Remember when 50 cases a day was a huge deal?

I own a car. Seems to be an inefficient way of travel. No coffee holder, can’t text and drive. Stupid.

Cats are stand-offish, bullshit pets.

A condition in which your body cannot produce enough truth to make it through the day.

Santa isn’t real.

GFY ya asshat.